As promised, here’s my
official Super Bowl XLVII prediction, using our patented Buffalo chicken wing
bones method. The game will feature the San Francisco 49ers and the Baltimore
Ravens, and while I’m sure you’ll have fun either way, recent studies have
shown that winning lots of money during a sporting event, results in significantly
higher levels of enjoyment.
wing bones to predict the winner, I don’t waste time and money sifting through
information, analyzing game film, or considering any actual facts. This allows
me to pass the savings on to you. Anyway, this is obviously not a joke, and I
fully expect you to bet your entire savings on this sure thing. Not doing so
would just be plain stupid. Enjoy!