Once again, it’s time I let you in on my magical method for picking the Super Bowl winner, using the ancient gypsy art of Buffalo chicken wing bone reading. I can’t tell you how I learned to do this, or why anyone in their right mind would take it seriously, but what I can tell you is this… the Seattle Seahawks will beat the Denver Broncos. Guaranteed. It’s a lock. Bet the kids’ college fund.
Anyway, good luck, and I’ll apologize in advance for bumping you up into a higher tax bracket after you collect your winning. You’re welcome, kids. Enjoy!
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